Good day to you all. Glad to see that you even thought about visiting.
It's half-past that time and you'd swear that it was Winter out there! Jeebus H. Krispies in a toaster! WTF?

Well, mah love wanted turtles, and she got 'em. Kinda wussed out in the crease of her arm, but, it was 10 at night. Can't say that being tired didn't play a factor.

Our doors are open if you're in the area.

Your queen is growing faster than expected. Gaining 4 punds in a little over a month. Her ruling demeanor is showing through more brilliantly than ever! She has sent her scouts out to find those most worthy of her court, so beware, ye of little faith. That scratching sound outside your door at night isn't the wind. Fear the Ninja Chipmunks.

All shall bow before the might of the Gopher King!!

That is all.





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